so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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