I can't breathe out the right side of my face
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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