I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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