You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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