So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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