Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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