some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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