Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
did i just pee glitter
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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