Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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