I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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