In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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