so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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