another moral hangover. fuck.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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