Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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