Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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