dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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