love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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