To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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