Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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