It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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