if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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