Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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