So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So vagazzling was a success
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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