i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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