HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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