i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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