I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
