Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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