Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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