Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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