is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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