Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize