I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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