that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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