Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
What's dad's email?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.