Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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