just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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