Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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