she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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