Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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