We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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