Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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