Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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