I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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