He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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