I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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