Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.