He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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