We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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