Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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