so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
COCAINE IS GR8
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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